Quirks and Quips of a Robot Named Jonny.

Yes. Yes that was the correct answer. River Cuomo is way awesome. Gold star for you fellow Tumblrite!

On that note I wish I was River Cuomo…..I’m gonna try really hard so then when I hit the flow all the girls will come ‘snappin’ at me!

1) Nerdy Disposition - CHECK!

2) White Boy Inability To Dance - CHECK!

3) The Magic In Me - Still working on it…….

Beer in my hand, pokemon sweatband equipt, the ultimate festive movie Die Hard playing and KH later. Truly it is Christmas!

Now the black mist has taken my woman! Black mist and a douche to worry about, where does it end! …….oh great, a 50ft tall mist demon. Suck the sharp edge of my key jerk!!!

Is pissed because some douche called Riku is moving in on my woman! He wants to share fruit with her! SHARE FRUIT!!!!!!

I’m so far gone now, I’ve been running on empty.

HOLLY IS AMAZING. NOT WRITTEN BY HOLLY.

Good morning, good evening, hello, hi and other friendly greetings fellow Tumblrites.

Tumblrites, I like that. Anywho on to something that bugged me a couple of days ago. Recently a rather wonderful person in my life has got me onto reading this rather unknown book franchise called Harry Potter. Clearly I jest Tumblrites but I am rather enjoying it.

So there I was in the food court of my local shopping emporium reading said book, some giant chap called Hagrid just kicked down a door, I was getting excited! Then all of a sudden I hear something that catches my attention. I look up to see a group of ,what I could only describe as not quite ape yet not quite Neanderthal, looking fellows pointing and laughing in my direction. Like the secure manly man I am, I turned slightly trying to conceal the cover of the book.

A few more seconds when by upon which they then deemed it necessary to let everybody in the surrounding area know of what I was doing. Digging deep down into his vast lexicon, the alpha ape man managed to open his mouth and launched forth “That fag’s reading Harry Potter! What a fag!”

Wow! I didn’t quite know how to feel. I got double fagged. That’s probably the most insulting combination of words he could muster and he hurled them at me. Well like the bigger man, and in hindsight possibly suicidal man too, I chose to point at the book, nod my head in agreement……..and then blew a kiss his way.

Needless to say they erupted into a frenzy of confusion. Regarding this as the closest thing I was going to get to a victory, I slipped casually away and sought refuge in the nearest store.

Jonny - 1

General Male Population - 0

Now I’ve got that out of my system, something a little more light hearted to leave you with. I just took a dookie, I thought it looked rather like Jabba the Hutt.

Toodles fellow Tumblrites,

Jonny the Robot over and out.